“Barry Trotter is 22 and has never left the Hogwash School of Magic and there’s been no need. After all G.K. Rollin’s books about him, he’s become a millionaire and Barry is perfectly happy to while away his days as a perpetual (loaded) student. The hoardes of Muddles who hang around outside Hogwash desperate to see him, touch him, are a bit of pain but he can deal with that. But then comes news that Hollywood is planning a film of Rollin’s first book about Barry. And they all know what that means: loss of creative control, cheap merchandising, and millions more Muddles swarming over Hogwash. So Barry makes a plan with Bumblemore - the film must be stopped!”

“Barry Trotter is 22 and has never left the Hogwash School of Magic and there’s been no need. After all G.K. Rollin’s books about him, he’s become a millionaire and Barry is perfectly happy to while away his days as a perpetual (loaded) student. The hoardes of Muddles who hang around outside Hogwash desperate to see him, touch him, are a bit of pain but he can deal with that. But then comes news that Hollywood is planning a film of Rollin’s first book about Barry. And they all know what that means: loss of creative control, cheap merchandising, and millions more Muddles swarming over Hogwash. So Barry makes a plan with Bumblemore - the film must be stopped!”

Reblogged from albustumbldore, 20 notes, October 30, 2010